"This robot does not know it's a robot"
South Park Season 8 Episode 5
Original air date: April 14, 2004
The evilly vile Cartman 'disguises' as a robot - the
A.W.E.S.O.M-O, in his latest attempt to turning Butters into a victim of yet another of
his sick prank.
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What are we
if not a biological robot?
Designed to
inhabit this place called Earth.
We run on
energy that needs to be recharged constantly. Smooth functioning can be ensured
only with regular re-fueling. Our parts get rusty as we get old. Our systems need constant cleaning too. If
not switched off at least 8 hours a day, we tend to over-heat. Not good mileage
I'm afraid. And no guarantee/warrantee either.
Cautiousness
is the only way to preserve and keep total failure at bay.
How long you
will last, is directly proportional to how closely you follow the safety
instructions manual.
Oops! Life
doesn't come with one.
"I'm afraid that Earth, all of Earth, is nothing but
an inter-galactic reality TV show."
South Park, Season 7 Episode 1.Original air date: March 19, 2003
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